Sunday, May 9, 2010

Blogging My Friday Award

People, I am glowing. (I’m also sweating but that’s neither here nor there). You’re about to find out why. Observe my day...

Friday 12:15 pm – Can’t think of a Twitter username. Elliephant? EllieBeans? ElliesWhirrled?

12:17 pm– Curse the Twitteverse! Elliephant is taken! Fine…*grumbles*

12:30 pm– Can’t wait to go home and check SparkLife…again.

1:00 pm– Is it obsessive to love SparkLife more than most of your family members? Let’s go with “no”.

4:00 pm– Dreams of sister’s eye’s freezing so she would get off the computer.

4:09 pm– Finally! *Checks SparkLife* Drat! It isn’t up yet.

4:11 pm– *Refreshes page*

4:11:26 pm –*Refreshes page*

4:19 pm – *Refreshes page* Oh god…I want a Friday Award so badly. *prays* “Dear God, If you convince Emily to give me an award, I’ll stop short-sheeting my sister’s bed. And eat my vegetables. Do you take bribes?”

4:20 pm – Crap. Just realized I’m sweating.

4:21 pm – Crap. Just realized I forgot to put on deodorant.

4:30 pm – FINALLY! SHE POSTED IT! *Start’s reading through each comment* …*can’t sit through the anticipation and starts looking for my own name*

4:30 pm and 10 seconds - AHHHHHH!!! I WON, I WON, I WON! *gasps…realizes I won TWO Friday Awards!*

4:30:40pm - Oh my goodness! I’m so happy I could fly! *tries* *fails*

4:31 pm - *sends thoughts of happiness, prosperity, and Philly Cheese Steaks towards the Sparkitors* I should be a good Sparkler and congratulate everyone.

SUCK ON THAT WORLD! I'm a Friampion!


P.S. You may be confused on what this means. Every friday gives awards for the best comments on their website. The winners are known as Friampions. Get with it...

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