Prep Time: 15 Minutes
Cook Time: 35 Minutes
2 Cups of Failure
3 Cups of Awkward Moments
4 Ounces of Hyperactivity
3 Chopped Sticks of Disappointed Hopes
1/2 Cup of Bad Taste in Music
2 Teaspoons of Corny Jokes
1 Pint of Mediocrity
Pinch of Salt
2 Five-Ounce Cans of Your Favorite Berries.
Preheat oven to 375 Degrees Fahrenheit.
In a large bowl mix the Failure, Awkward Moments, and Bad Taste in Music. Stir vigorously. Add in Hyperactivity and Corny Jokes. Let stand for five minutes.
In a separate bowl add Disappointed Hopes, Mediocrity, and Eggs. Add mixture to the first bowl. Stir. Add in Eggs, Salt, and Berries. Frizzy Hair and Big Teeth are optional.
Take mixture and dump it into the pie crust. Throw that sucker in the oven for half an hour. Let cool for 10 minutes.