Tuesday, July 13, 2010
We've All Been There
It happens to the best people. They do nice things all day and expect for karma to give them a pat on the back when they get home at night. But no. Karma is on vacation, so that nice person is in for a craptastic evening.
The set up is always the same. The girl gets in bed after a long day and gets ready for the sleep fairy to pay her a visit. She gets under her over-priced blanket and starts to anticipate all of the lovely dreams she will have. But all is not well in Beddy-Bye-Land. Because something bad will happen in 3...2...1.
Our heroine realizes she is thirsty.
I know, right? But it doesn't stop there. Right as she decides to live with being thirsty, she realizes that her lips are chapped.
Now here she sits on her bed, thirsty and chapped.
She has two options:
1) Cave into her more lazy impulses and continue to be fantastically uncomfortable for the next 8 hours
2) Get her bottom out of bed and go to the kitchen.
Don't you just hate being stuck between a rock and a hard place?
P.S. Fun Fact: Whenever you are super thirsty in the middle of the night, NOTHING quenches your thirst like a tall glass of Orange Juice.