Monday, August 23, 2010
Right now I'm at an undisclosed location in Southern California (read: Huntington Beach) and it has come to my attention that I am
1.) Shockingly pale.
2.) Lacking a surfboard
3.) The owner of frizzy normal-people hair instead of glossy beach waves.
Its amazing how you can travel just a few miles and the culture is completely different. I'm waiting for an indie-surfer chick to come and beat me with her woven headband and tell me to get lost.