Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Whadaya mean you're allergic to peanuts?

I know that people have a little bit of a douche-bag in them at any given time but this is ridiculous.

Kids suck sometimes.

Now kids with allergies are being made fun of? Whatever happened to making fun of the kid in high water pants and calling it a day?


So...I'm back. Sorry.

I'm not dead.

There has been a vicious and false rumor that I died. (Spread by myself, naturally.) But I'm here to tell you that this is untrue.

Lets get straight to it. Answers to last post:

1.) The less naughty version of Aerosmith's music video for "Pink." In said video, Joe Perry appears as a centaur.
2.) "The object of the game is simply this: Answer the question or figure out what the frack I'm talking about."
3.) Pollux shines brighter than Castor in the Gemini constellation.
4.) "Stellllaaaaa!!" Is a famous line from "A Streetcar Named Desire," spoken by Marlon Brando.
5.) Monty Python and the Holy Grail is my favorite movie.
6.) This is a quote from Monty Python and the Holy Grail during the scene about the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. In this part of the movie you learn that God said this very long joke to Saint Attila.
7.) Dark Green
8.) Hello people! BASIC INTERNET SAFETY! I can't tell you my full name!
9.) Oh really? That's interesting!
10.) Because I say so.
11.) Listen to "My United States of Whatever" by Liam Lynch. You were throwing dice in the alley.

At least if you hate my blog you can say you learned something.

On a creepier note, I drew the weirdest drawing to date. Luckily, I've uploaded it for you to see.

Isn't that the most inexplicably disturbing drawing ever?

-Ellie "Creepy Sticks" Everdeen.

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Labor Day Games

I don't mean to compare blogging to the plight of a heroin addict but...

I'VE HAD COLD SWEAT AND SHIVERS ALL WEEK. So now I'm shooting up with a dose of

Okay guys I'm back. You can all get back to your busy lives and stop fasting in protest of my absence.

This Labor Day weekend was sort of mind-blowingly amazing. I went camping with my friends and their families. The festivities included us all having a 3 day long jam session, and me silently weeping into my sleeves at the realization that I am hideously untalented.

But let's be one cares about my weekend. So I am turning the attention back to you lovely people. I've decided to waste your precious time with a game.

The object of the game is simply this: Answer the question or figure out what the frack I'm talking about. Lets Go!

1.) Joe Perry is a sexy centaur. (What the heck am I talkin' about?)

2.) In which sentence in this post did I make a Battlestar Galactica reference?

3.) Which brother-star shines brightest in the Gemini constellation, Castor or Pollux?

4.) "Steelllllllllaaaaa!" (What the heck am I talkin' about?)

5.) Unscramble to find my favorite movie: tnymo hptnoy nda het yolh lgair (P.S. I dont mean to be conceited and talk only of MY favorite things, but I don't know YOUR favorite movie.)

6.) Who did God say this to? "And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'"

7.) What color was the little lad wearing in the Berries and Cream Starburst commercial?

8.) Is my name short for Eleanor, Eloise, Elizabeth, Elena, or nothing? (Yeah that's right...I'm including question that you couldn't possibly have the answer to...How do ya like them apples?)

9.) What's your favorite color? (Don't judge me...I like asking questions a third grader would ask.)

10.) Why are cheese-itz so delicious?

11.) What were you doing in the alley when Officer Leroy came up and was, like,
"Hey, I thought I told you..." ???

Okay there you go. Leave your answers in the comment section. Or email me. Whateva.


If you are pissed that I wasted so much of your time...I am not sorry.

In fact, I am going to post a link to something so amazing that your curiosity will force you to click it and waste even more of your time just to figure out what the heck I'm talking about.